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i am apparently a shark of some kind. i am also a pirate. i roam the sea, my own boat. i have one eye. .(

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y halo thar internets posted Sep 27th 2005, 11:43PM
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well this ol sea dog been a little too busy out and about. .O hallo thar.

this shaerky has gotten married since we last met. .< and realized how useless women are. i mean, i have to YELL at her and SLAP her around for her to get me my rum. just. what the hell. she shoudl read my mind rite? that's what marriage is about. waiting on me hand and fin. .< sigh. o well. at least i get tail every nite.
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snapesnogger Says: (Feb 27th 2006, 6:40AM)
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yay SHARKS
mamasboy Says: (Mar 11th 2005, 10:58PM)
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damn it willy. look at all the trouble you caused.

that's what happens when i let you out.

of my pants.

bad shark. bad.
ironsenshi Says: (Feb 12th 2005, 6:07PM)
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IF I REMOVE ALL MY CLOTHING CAN I BE A TRUE SHARKIAN TOO.
stephko Says: (Feb 3rd 2005, 4:05AM)
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YAHAR THERE ROAMING ONE-EYED SHARK.
HOW ABOUT WE RAID SOME SHANTIES AND KICK UP A COUPLE O BOOTY?
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